This video from The Doubleclicks gave me one today.
Growing up isn’t fast
In fact it’s so slow you don’t see it happen
I turned around one day to find
That I worked a job & I had to file taxes
But I still like fun
And I still like games
And I still want to know all the dinosaur’s names
Dinosaurs were just really really big chickens
Growing up is just becoming a really big kid
Living ~400lbs 