From an IM conversation about this morning’s post…
Me: | Do you think I’m a zombie? |
D: | Where’d the zombie bit come in? |
D: | you aren’t trying to eat my brains. although, pieces of you did fall off this weekend.* |
Me: | well, WW says I’m not living, but I’m not dead yet. So, am I undead? |
D: | I don’t think I’ll even dignify that with an answer. |
WW thinks I can’t be living, because I’m fat. So maybe I’m a zombie? Or maybe a vampire. Only instead of drinking blood like a normal vampire, I’m feeding off of … oh, it’s unspeakable … I eat … (shudder) … food. I eat FOOD. OMG how terrible!!!!
(I most sincerely hope I have not offended any zombies or vampires with this post.)
*Haircut.
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