From an IM conversation about this morning’s post…
|Me:||Do you think I’m a zombie?|
|D:||Where’d the zombie bit come in?|
|D:||you aren’t trying to eat my brains. although, pieces of you did fall off this weekend.*|
|Me:||well, WW says I’m not living, but I’m not dead yet. So, am I undead?|
|D:||I don’t think I’ll even dignify that with an answer.|
WW thinks I can’t be living, because I’m fat. So maybe I’m a zombie? Or maybe a vampire. Only instead of drinking blood like a normal vampire, I’m feeding off of … oh, it’s unspeakable … I eat … (shudder) … food. I eat FOOD. OMG how terrible!!!!
(I most sincerely hope I have not offended any zombies or vampires with this post.)