From The Onion’s satirical corner comes this “man on the street” reaction to the news that the Army has rejected 48,000 would-be recruits for being too fat.
So let’s summarize my incentives for losing weight: I’ll be hungry all the time, I’ll be tired all the time, and I’ll qualify for Army service.
Not to mention increasing the risk of death, disability, and sexual assault! Gee, I wonder why WW, Nutisystem and Jenny Craig aren’t using this as a marketing campaign!
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