I first heard Marian Call sing this song at a house concert in Seattle and I laughed hysterically. It’s just the right mix of fun and pathos.
Sorry, I don’t have the lyrics for this one.
BTW: Marian is currently on a 50-state (and some provinces) no-label tour. She’s playing house concerts, coffee shops, comic stores – you name it. So if you live in the US or Canada you may be able to see her soon ;)