I first heard Marian Call sing this song at a house concert in Seattle and I laughed hysterically.  It’s just the right mix of fun and pathos.

Sorry, I don’t have the lyrics for this one.

BTW: Marian is currently on a 50-state (and some provinces) no-label tour.  She’s playing house concerts, coffee shops, comic stores – you name it.  So if you live in the US or Canada you may be able to see her soon ;)