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Virtual Window Shopping: Holiday Lingerie

[Looking at nifty supersize clothing, which is to say, clothing I can wear. Preferably modeled on actual fat people.]

Santa red bra & skirt with white feather trim
Santa red bra & "skirt" with white feather trim

You guys.  I cannot believe this.  Lane Bryant has Santa-themed lingerie in my size.

The bra?  Comes in 36C to 44DDD, which, y’know, I’m wearing a 44DDD bra right now.

The matching thong or skirt?  26-28, which, I’m wearing LB briefs in size 28 right now.

I am seriously surprised.

Meanwhile, Catherine’s has a red seamless bra (without the trim) up through 50DDD.  And Woman Within has holiday-themed outfits, including a bunch of snowflake and other “themed” sleepshirts in “Mommy and child” sizes.

4 responses to “Virtual Window Shopping: Holiday Lingerie”

  1. Wow, that is surprising. I’m not sure I’d want to invest in seasonal Santa-themed lingerie, but it’s good to have the option! :D

  2. That’s a cute outfit. I would definitely get the skirt instead of the butt floss. I have a thing about that….lol I don’t wear underwire bras because they torture me from beginning to the end when I tear them off in exasperation! I guess I’m just too squishy. :)
    Nice to know they have seasonal sexy things in my size :)

  3. It’s sad that this has to be surprising. Good of them to finally acknowledge that people fatter than 24 have sex lives…

  4. I love the styles offered at

    They have lots and lots of club-wear / lingerie – pre-made and custom made for fairly decent prices. They have several categories of just ‘holiday wear.’

    They say their custom made pieces go to 12x but by their own admission on their size-chart, 12x = 36W – they’ve still got a ton of great pieces for looking and feeling sexy – and a *PLETHORA* of fabric options for the cutom made pieces.

    Check it out!
    (not a paid rep of any kind! lol)

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