I don’t have a solution.
I do have a rockin’ dance track for it, though.
“Go Away God Boy” was written in roughly three hours, after a telephone call with my friend the poet Mia Nutick, also known as the Wicked Fairy Apologist. Mia had had the misfortune to attract an online stalker on her BLOG. While not uncommon for most of us, her situation had yet another layer of weirdness to it: this particular stalker was convinced — and wanted Mia to be convinced, as well — that he was Jesus Christ. The real thing. Not just a zealous person wishing to convert others to Christianity. No, no; he went way beyond that. He was also apparently pretty rude, as the only reason Mia had ever acknowledged his presence, and thereby attracted his attention, was in defending her friends from his unprompted criticism. In the course of our phone call, Mia related the short version of the sordid tale to me. To conclude, she said, “I think that the issue is somewhat resolved now, but I’m still asking all of my friends to send as much ‘Go away God Boy’ energy in his direction as they can!”
Lyrics, downloads, and more are here.